Scene: Come home from work, make something to eat, watch Kevin Hart's 'Seriously Funny' on Netflix. Start to fall asleep. Off goes the xbox and the tv. Turn fan towards couch, lay down directly in the breeze. Nod off...
I hear Babe unlock the door then come in. Me eyes are closed, he gives me a quick kiss, heads into the room to change. Comes back out.
Him: Why you layin' on the couch?
Me: Cuz I want to.
Him: Why don't you lay with me?
Me: *silence*
Him: *More questions* What's wrong with you?
Me: I'm sleepy. Been sleepy all day.
Him: Why you so sleepy?
Me: Because I am.
Him: Why don't you recline? *reclines my seat*
He takes out his iPod, starts taking pictures.
Him: You're so pretty.
Me: Thanks. Can I sleep now?
Him: *snap snap snap*
Me: *Glares* I'm tryna take a nap!
Him: Oh. *starts recording himself speaking*
I get up, unplug the fan, go to the room, plug the fan back in, get into bed. Babe is right behind me.
Him: *singing a Rick Ross song*
Me: Come onnnnnn.
Him: I'm sorry, I'll stop bothering you...Two minutes later... *farts, laughs*
Me: Soo you just gon' fart in front of the fan that's blowing in my direction? That's funny? *goes back into living room*
Him: *follows me back out* I'm sorry babe, come back in.
I go back to bed. He's still harassing me.
Him: Ok babe, you can sleep now, I'll leave you alone.
Me: *Nap ruined, fully awake*
Him: *A few minutes later...* I'm going to my mom's to cut the grass, be back later.
Fin.
I hear Babe unlock the door then come in. Me eyes are closed, he gives me a quick kiss, heads into the room to change. Comes back out.
Him: Why you layin' on the couch?
Me: Cuz I want to.
Him: Why don't you lay with me?
Me: *silence*
Him: *More questions* What's wrong with you?
Me: I'm sleepy. Been sleepy all day.
Him: Why you so sleepy?
Me: Because I am.
Him: Why don't you recline? *reclines my seat*
He takes out his iPod, starts taking pictures.
Him: You're so pretty.
Me: Thanks. Can I sleep now?
Him: *snap snap snap*
Me: *Glares* I'm tryna take a nap!
Him: Oh. *starts recording himself speaking*
I get up, unplug the fan, go to the room, plug the fan back in, get into bed. Babe is right behind me.
Him: *singing a Rick Ross song*
Me: Come onnnnnn.
Him: I'm sorry, I'll stop bothering you...Two minutes later... *farts, laughs*
Me: Soo you just gon' fart in front of the fan that's blowing in my direction? That's funny? *goes back into living room*
Him: *follows me back out* I'm sorry babe, come back in.
I go back to bed. He's still harassing me.
Him: Ok babe, you can sleep now, I'll leave you alone.
Me: *Nap ruined, fully awake*
Him: *A few minutes later...* I'm going to my mom's to cut the grass, be back later.
Fin.
1 comment:
LMAO At your Boo!!!
As for some good recipes....I am no cook but I make due. My new love is fresh spinach. Once you wash it off, you throw it in a baking pan, sprinkle some sea salt on it with a drizzle of olive oil and let it bake for 10mins on 200 degrees...you can also throw it in a frying pan and saute it with the same amount of sea salt and a drizzle of olive oil!!!
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